Nonfiction writer of self-help books, animal welfare PR, and books about pets and wildlife. Before retirement, I was a science writer for health care institutions and corporations.
At an upscale restaurant with two women friends the other night, I watched one play with her android nonstop during dinner. She showed us over 100 photos taken with several cameras on the device. She pulled up Google Earth and other apps and played with them. The conversation was never allowed to stray far from […]
As a truckload of pigs was being unloaded at a slaughterhouse in England, two pigs escaped and ran away. They disappeared into a cornfield as fast as their legs could carry them. Slaughterhouse workers pursued the pigs but lost sight of them. The police were called and joined the chase. Finally, reporters showed up. These […]
Got coyotes in your neighborhood? Don’t laugh. Coyotes now live in almost every state in the U.S. Not just in the countryside, either. Many have found their way into cities. According to a recent wildlife study, Chicago now has over 2000 resident coyotes. These feral dogs, once found only in the West, have slowly migrated east over the […]
The kitchen is dark except for a wedge of light from the refrigerator door. Since I am 5 years old, only food in the middle shelves is at my eye level, including a block of butter. I take the butter to the kitchen table and put it in the sugar bowl, then stir with one […]
Three crows patrol the entrance to my neighborhood. They stay close to each other, pecking in the grass or flying from tree to tree near the street waiting for fresh roadkill. In flight, they call to each other—two or three brisk “caws” at a time. They can be heard for blocks. [Crow calling] Hardly a […]
The old Chinese couple sit in straightback chairs. The old wife looks down at her hands. The old husband turns his head to look at her. He doesn’t move but a plastic tube threaded into his nostril trembles. He speaks. The wife inclines her head slightly, rises, and shuffles from the room. She returns and gives […]
Her lips curve upward. She lowers the puppets onto the stage. She makes them talk. They start to argue. They raise their voices. One hits the other and laughs. Now they throw things and scream. She shrieks with laughter. You no say this. You no can have. I make you do. I not do. You […]
This dog has been a regular on New Yorker pages for over forty years. Looking aggrieved, the dog often sits in a room with wrinkled carpets, rickety furniture, and a crochety old couple. A naked light bulb dangles from the ceiling. The dog belongs to George Booth, a cartoonist in his eighties who still sits […]
Happy Birthday, Maggie! August is Maggie Kuhn month. Maggie founded the Gray Panthers in 1970 and fought for the rights of elders all her life, even before she became an elder herself. She was affronted by the lack of respect with which the young treated the old. She once said, “The ultimate indignity is to be […]
When a human is paying bills or doing other paper work, sit in the middle of it. When dislodged, watch sadly. Then roll around on the papers, scattering them to the best of your ability. After being removed the second time, push pencils, erasers, and other small objects off the table one at a time. […]