Now I wonder whether cockroaches can really do this. If I knew the aunt was a fibber, I would shrug it off. But since I’m not sure, I have to go around wondering if a cockroach can really run around with a stick of spaghetti in its mouth.
The other day, I heard an acquaintance telling friends about her experience rescuing a baby squirrel from her yard. After getting the advice of a wildlife center, she fed it from a dropper. She kept the squirrel for quite awhile, she said.
I asked, “But you couldn’t release it into the wild again, right?” No, she said, she got the wildlife center to take it. However, while she had the squirrel, she discovered that it liked being stroked under one front leg—it’s “sweet spot”, she called it. The other squirrels hanging around her house saw this. Since they were pretty tame, she tried it on them. What do you know? They liked it, too. So much that they stood in line waiting their turn for their “sweet spot” to be stroked.
Afterward, I thought, “Hold on here!” I enjoy true stories about animals’ unusual abilities. But squirrels standing in line? I’ve had a lot of contact with squirrels over the years, and I can’t imagine them standing in line for anything. Squirrels push, shove and bully each other.
Why am I so irritated by this whopper? After all, the woman didn’t con me out of money or do any real damage. I guess I’m still smarting from being such a sucker.
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